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  • an important reminder:

    laurenemusic:

    our bodies need fuel to survive. your body is precious and needs energy to keep you alive and smiling.

    you don’t need to feel guilty for eating.

    YOU DESERVE FOOD

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  • "Morgen, morgen, nur nicht heute, sagen alle faulen Leute."

    Tomorrow, tomorrow, just not today, that’s what all lazy people say.

    German proverb

    (via thatswhywelovegermany)

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  • "

    “The Paradoxical Commandments

    People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
    Love them anyway.

    If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
    Do good anyway.

    If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
    Succeed anyway.

    The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
    Do good anyway.

    Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
    Be honest and frank anyway.

    The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
    Think big anyway.

    People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
    Fight for a few underdogs anyway.

    What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
    Build anyway.

    People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
    Help people anyway.

    Give the world the best you have and you’ll get kicked in the teeth.
    Give the world the best you have anyway.”

    "
    Kent M. Keith (via kushandwizdom)

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  • shitshilarious:

    queerqueerspawn:

    james-tiqueerius:

    queerqueerspawn:

    glampersand:

    glowcloud:

    kittiesinqueerland:

    robalyn:

    the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

    new york to haiti

    greenland is right out

    ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

    Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

    Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

    There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

    In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

    As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

    Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth. Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

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  • humansofnewyork:

    “You’re not going to believe this. Some guy is taking my picture right now, says he’s gonna put it on some website. I swear to God. I swear to God!”

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  • wo-nderland:

    JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

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  • thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    (via breathecalm)

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  • liljonthebaptist:

    0bstacles:

    huffingtonpost:

    THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

    The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

    Watch the machine in action here.

    this makes me so happy

    Haha poor short people

    (via wonderdontwander)

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  • startstatic:

    Manchester Orchestra - Escape (Official Audio)

    (Source: youtube.com, via future-simon)

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